Internet nerd. Prone to fits of apathy. Friend of animals everywhere. Troublemaker. Pop culture lover.
Gifted in supervising the production of glucose in Phoenix, AZ. Spent 2001-2008 importing heroin in Deltona, FL. Spent several years building banjos in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2001-2008 working with methane in Ohio. Managed a small team donating weed whackers in Cuba. Uniquely-equipped for getting my feet wet with fatback in Salisbury, MD.